Q: I’m new to UTD, is there anything to look forward to?
A: UTD has a lot of things to offer! Food, video games, a gym, I practically live here! No, that isn’t a joke, I literally live here!
Q: Skateboard or bicycle?
A: Skateboard! My little feet can’t reach the pedals on a bicycle…
Q: I have an 8 am class, am I going to regret it?
A: Not if you sleep regularly you won’t! I sleep 12 hours a day in two hour increments. Sure, I might not have time for friends, but it’s better than being sleep deprived!
Q: How do I become besties with my new roommates?
A: The best way to make a friend is through their stomach! So get them cheese, And lots of it!
Q: What’s your favorite place on campus?
A: I like the Taco Bell near the edge of campus! They have a lot of cheesy options and it’s very quiet. I nibbled myself a little passageway to their food supply, but don’t tell anyone!
Q: What food do you recommend from the dining hall?
A: I love the cheese pizza there, it’s so gouda! I once finished two whole pizzas at the dining hall and got really sick. I still don’t know why that happened…
Q: What should my first day outfit look like?
A: Wear whatever makes you feel comfortable! I’m most comfortable without any clothes on and this school has been very lenient about it.
Q: Best school club or organization?
A: There’s a lot of really grate clubs around here, but my club is obviously the best. Sure, The Cheese Tasting Society only has one member, but it’s the best!
Q: Tips for making friends on campus?
A: Surprise them with cheese! If you stuff their faces with it, they’ll be speechless — because of how amazing cheese is, not because they’re choking.
Q: I’m scared of Temoc, but I want to like him. What should I do?
A: Imagine he’s made of cheese, that’s what I do! I brie-lieve that his body is made up of blue cheese. And his bright beautiful hair? That has to be made out of cheddar! Temoc has a restraining order on me now though, so I don’t get to see him too much…
Q: How can I guarantee good grades this semester?
A: Eat your textbooks! They’re really yummy and you can’t have any homework if it’s not there!
Q: How do I survive walking across campus in this heat?
A: Take a swim at The Plinth fountain! For whatever reason no one ever uses it, so there’s plenty of room!
Q: I’m new to UTD, is there anything to look forward to?A: UTD has a lot of things to offer! Food, video games, a gym, I practically live here! No, that isn’t a joke, I literally live here!Q: Skateboard or bicycle?A: Skateboard! My little feet can’t reach the pedals on a bicycle…Q: I have an 8 am class, am I going to regret it?A: Not if you sleep regularly you won’t! I sleep 12 hours a day in two hour increments. Sure, I might not have time for friends, but it’s better than being sleep deprived!Q: How do I become besties with my new roommates?A: The best way to make a friend is through their stomach! So get them cheese, And lots of it!Q: What’s your favorite place on campus?A: I like the Taco Bell near the edge of campus! They have a lot of cheesy options and it’s very quiet. I nibbled myself a little passageway to their food supply, but don’t tell anyone!Q: What food do you recommend from the dining hall?A: I love the cheese pizza there, it’s so gouda! I once finished two whole pizzas at the dining hall and got really sick. I still don’t know why that happened…Q: What should my first day outfit look like?A: Wear whatever makes you feel comfortable! I’m most comfortable without any clothes on and this school has been very lenient about it.Q: Best school club or organization?A: There’s a lot of really grate clubs around here, but my club is obviously the best. Sure, The Cheese Tasting Society only has one member, but it’s the best!Q: Tips for making friends on campus?A: Surprise them with cheese! If you stuff their faces with it, they’ll be speechless — because of how amazing cheese is, not because they’re choking.Q: I’m scared of Temoc, but I want to like him. What should I do?A: Imagine he’s made of cheese, that’s what I do! I brie-lieve that his body is made up of blue cheese. And his bright beautiful hair? That has to be made out of cheddar! Temoc has a restraining order on me now though, so I don’t get to see him too much…Q: How can I guarantee good grades this semester?A: Eat your textbooks! They’re really yummy and you can’t have any homework if it’s not there!Q: How do I survive walking across campus in this heat?A: Take a swim at The Plinth fountain! For whatever reason no one ever uses it, so there’s plenty of room!
Q: I’m new to UTD, is there anything to look forward to?
A: UTD has a lot of things to offer! Food, video games, a gym, I practically live here! No, that isn’t a joke, I literally live here!
Q: Skateboard or bicycle?
A: Skateboard! My little feet can’t reach the pedals on a bicycle…
Q: I have an 8 am class, am I going to regret it?
A: Not if you sleep regularly you won’t! I sleep 12 hours a day in two hour increments. Sure, I might not have time for friends, but it’s better than being sleep deprived!
Q: How do I become besties with my new roommates?
A: The best way to make a friend is through their stomach! So get them cheese, And lots of it!
Q: What’s your favorite place on campus?
A: I like the Taco Bell near the edge of campus! They have a lot of cheesy options and it’s very quiet. I nibbled myself a little passageway to their food supply, but don’t tell anyone!
Q: What food do you recommend from the dining hall?
A: I love the cheese pizza there, it’s so gouda! I once finished two whole pizzas at the dining hall and got really sick. I still don’t know why that happened…
Q: What should my first day outfit look like?
A: Wear whatever makes you feel comfortable! I’m most comfortable without any clothes on and this school has been very lenient about it.
Q: Best school club or organization?
A: There’s a lot of really grate clubs around here, but my club is obviously the best. Sure, The Cheese Tasting Society only has one member, but it’s the best!
Q: Tips for making friends on campus?
A: Surprise them with cheese! If you stuff their faces with it, they’ll be speechless — because of how amazing cheese is, not because they’re choking.
Q: I’m scared of Temoc, but I want to like him. What should I do?
A: Imagine he’s made of cheese, that’s what I do! I brie-lieve that his body is made up of blue cheese. And his bright beautiful hair? That has to be made out of cheddar! Temoc has a restraining order on me now though, so I don’t get to see him too much…
Q: How can I guarantee good grades this semester?
A: Eat your textbooks! They’re really yummy and you can’t have any homework if it’s not there!
Q: How do I survive walking across campus in this heat?
A: Take a swim at The Plinth fountain! For whatever reason no one ever uses it, so there’s plenty of room!
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