Chillguy745: Hey everyone! Just curious what y’all are gonna be up to on valentine’s day.
Normalperson68: Oh my bf and I are gonna go see a movie! Haven’t decided what yet tho.
Reasonablepidgeon9: It’s me and my gf’s 2nd valentine’s so I’ve got a reservation at this really nice place and I’m gonna get chocolates and the works, hopefully she likes it.
Averagedude23: I’m not dating anyone rn, so I was just gonna stay in and maybe game a little.
WackDoof34: Oh I’m single too, but im alr with that lol.
WackDoof34: But can you normies even comprehend the depths of despair that we poor plebeians must suffer through on a daily basis? To be so depressed at all hours of day because we cannot muster the strength to court even a single individual, oh what a cruel world we live in.
WackDoof34: Fortunately I am to not suffer the same fate as these poor fellows, my heart has grown accustomed to the coldness of life. Frankly I am an extraordinary individual, but despite my ability to amaze I am unable to acquire any maidens. I often weep at the thought of all those unfortunate souls who are unable to experience the amazing wonderful things that come with being in a relationship, I’m sure you all understand what I speak of?
WackDoof34: I have attempted almost anything one can to get a girlfriend. I started looksmaxxing and going to the gym and other things to look better, but despite my efforts I am still MOGGED by every chad on my block! They’re perfectly contoured and chiseled, beautiful and elegant faces mocking me wherever I go… It saddens me to admit I may need to start saving up for facial reconstruction surgery so that I don’t have a negative canthal, a huge nose, and a nonexistent chin.
WackDoof34: Does it not disgust you all that the poor singles live with such disadvantages? They must even suffer the curse of reduced life span for their folly! I even have evidence of this injustice so you may all educate yourselves: https://www.incelsareright.com/articles/totally-legit-truth-about-stuff
most shameful of all is the disparaging face they cannot even engage in intercourse! Such a foul existence to not even be able to commit to the most necessary of biological functions. I cannot bear the pain of their suffering in my heart, despite the fact I cannot relate to it.
WackDoof34: Perhaps it is for the best that I remain maidenless, no woman could ever match my intensity. They always run away when I approach them, probably because of my battle aura… that’s fine though, it weeds out all the weak fools who couldn’t hope to handle me. It’s just disappointing that there aren’t that many females that can handle me, but I suppose it just speaks to my greatness lmao.
Reasonablepidgeon9: I ain’t reading allat.
Normalperson68: Yeah man, it’s not that deep. U wanna talk abt this?
WackDoof34: Oh I should have known the ones who are in happy relationships must butt in to remind those who suffer that “it’s not serious”. First of all, I have NO need for your assistance. I thought I made it very very clear I am content with being single, although… Perhaps I’d like someone to come home at night…. but it is no issue to me that I am alone! And second, may you have some empathy for those poor fellows?! I figure you normies don’t even know what it’s like to be so depressed and lonely, how it feels to go to bed feeling cold inside and out because
there’s no one to hold you at night. PERCHANCE consider the fact that there’s literally not ONE single person in the world who would be there for them at all because they might be too stupid, or too poor, or too ugly to find someone! That’s not our fault, or I mean their fault, I have none of those issues whatsoever. In fact I’d wager this is probably because eighty percent of femoids only sleep with the top twenty percent of men. All that hypergamy that those Stacies are doing is ruining western civilization! You don’t see Japan dealing with this problem, yet another reason why they’re the true peak of civilization.
WackDoof34: This is yet another case of the government not doing what it can to cater to the people of its country! There’s thousands, millions even, of people who have to go through their day-to-day lives suffering without a single person there to help them!
Averagedude23: I don’t know man, wouldn’t a large majority of those people have friends or family around? Not all love has to be romantic you know that right?
WackDoof34: You wouldn’t understand, filthy fakecel! You have a choice to be single, you don’t suffer like I or so many others have! Love isn’t the same if it isn’t romantic, it’s like life is missing a piece without it.
WackDoof34: But anyways I have come to the perfect solution and way to make up for all these problems, and it’s perfect for the government to make up for all their mistakes too! Implementing this idea would most certainly bring about a utopian society for us to live in!
Chillguy745: Would we even want to ask?
WackDoof34: Since you asked so kindly, I’ll explain. Simply put, the government could give out gfs to men who are lonely and have no one else, thereby fixing everyone’s problems forever!
Reasonablepidgeon9: Y are no bfs given out though? I mean there are definitely lonely single women and gay people out there.
WackDoof34: lmao that’s so silly, femoids and gay people have no problems getting into relationships, have you ever seen one crying about it? And if they are, they’re just not trying hard enough lol.
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WackDoof34: If I’m being honest, in the end it’s not as depressing as it may seem, for me, alas I cannot say the same for others. I must say I’m pretty strong for not being affected by this to such a degree. I mean, so many people would have simply broken and cracked, but not I. I am assuredly too good for a girl anyways, I’m just built differently like that I suppose lol.
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