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Now that Hitler’s the Führer, can we finally talk about Horrible Hindenburg without the woke mob coming after us? Seriously, he and the rest of the Social Democrats’ Deep State let the Jews and the Gays infiltrate the government and lost us the Great War! I’m so glad that we finally have a leader who actually cares, and can get rid of all the unsavory people within our great nation. Hitler will make Germany great again! I don’t hate all of those people, obviously. Just the illegal ones, because of how they invaded our country and took all our jobs and money! 

Comment: Speak your truth, my brother! MGGA!

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After all these years of the SoDems and their liberal Deep State suppressing our rights to free speech, putting us in prison for riots and coups (inside jobs on their part), and even imprisoning Hitler, our glorious Führer has finally ousted the SoDems’ corruption. Now that he’s Führer, he’s pardoned all of us true supporters because he knows we did nothing wrong when we held coups and murdered his political opponents. The SoDems don’t like him because he tells it how it is. He knows that facts don’t care about anybody’s feelings, and that getting rid of all the non-Aryans will make our economy so much better. I can’t wait to sit on my porch and drink liberal tears while they grapple with the fact that the Führer is making everything a thousand times better. 

Comment: So glad you’re out of prison now, and can do more for the cause. 

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I can’t believe that Poland won’t just let Hitler have their land, it’s insane. We deserve it more, since we have a bigger population of pure people who need space to spread out and reproduce. More land means more chickens, which means that Hitler will lower the price of eggs and meat too! It will also be great for us to have for military reasons, since it’s closer to the USSR. I think that our Führer threatening them with invasion is perfectly justified; why should another sovereign nation with less people and a weaker military than ours get to keep their land when we need to manifest our own glorious Aryan destiny and expand, just like Hitler is making it possible for us to do. It’s our duty as Germans. 

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Remind me again why Social Dems like Horrible Hindenburg have been sending countless taxpayer dollars to China, just to help them against the genocide they face at the hands of Japan? It’s disgusting that he can just waste so much money on that but can’t beef up border security to keep out the homos and Jews. It’s because he’s in league with them. Hitler’s way of stopping aid to China is essential for our foreign policy. In fact, we should be helping the Japanese so that we can maintain control over the eastern world’s resources as well. The Chinese probably deserve all the bombings and human experimentation anyway, since every single man, woman, and child there is in league with the Kuomintangs. Hitler will be doing the whole oriental region a favor by helping Japan restabilize everything. 

Comment: Yeah, I met this guy the other day trying to raise money to help out the Chinese, and I just laughed in his face. Just because they’re too weak to defend against a genocide doesn’t mean it’s our responsibility to help! 

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All those Social Dems were complaining about the supposed “Project 1933” for months before Hitler was appointed Chancellor, but where is any of that now? They kept talking about how Hitler supporters wanted to make “mass concentration and extermination camps” for Jews, disableds, gays, and political dissidents. They kept saying that we wanted to invade nearby territories to spread our “Aryan heritage” to them. They were all so worried that Hitler would implement some sort of “Hitler Youth” indoctrination program to make everyone’s kids evil. Hitler and all of us supporters would never do any of that stuff, because that would be wrong. Unless he told us that it would be right, then we would follow his every command. Of course, he has not done any of that, and not a single executive order he’s made has gotten anywhere near those things! Sure, he and a lot of his biggest supporters got caught lying about knowing who wrote it and what it was, and some of them even posted after he came into power about how it actually is real, but I trust the Chancellor, don’t you?

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SoDems, under the influence of the corrupt, greedy Jewish Deep State, have tried to viciously murder Führer Hitler on several occasions, both before he came back into power and after he took power once again. Any lesser man would have been killed twenty times over by now, but Hitler has clearly been chosen by our Lord, Jesus Christ. The Lord has directly intervened countless times to save the Führer from otherwise certain death, and you all know exactly why that is. He has been chosen by God to lead our people, pure of heart and blood, into a new era of Germany. This Third Reich will be the greatest empire in history, and it shall last until the judgement day of our Lord. 

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The fact is that Hitler’s the Chancellor now, and it’s what most of Germany wants, so you dumbass libs can’t stop us. He is going to fix our economy, get us more land and power, teach us all about our pure ancestral heritage, and destroy all of our non-Aryan and non-Nazi enemies. This is the right thing to do for the world, and this is how he’s going to make Germany great again (link in my bio to all the sick MGGA merch you can buy btw). 

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Hey everyone, I just got my draft letter in the mail! Guess who’s going to Poland in a few weeks! I sure hope that this is a quick and easy little invasion to expand our land and won’t kickstart one of the worst wars in human history, lmao! 

Comment: Oh, my son just got sent down there! It’ll be a beautiful place to raise kids once you get rid of all the Poles. 

Nathaniel Cook

Nathaniel Cook

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