May 2025 Issue

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Congrats to all our Graduating Comets! We’ll miss you <3

Your future is in the stars this May.. and they decree that you’ll go off the grid and rewatch Evangelion.

Bah! Surprise food attack! Here are reviews of a random spattering of local eats.

Grab your popcorn, soda, and HRT for this installment of AMP Watches! *shoots trans beams out of fingers*

Reject modernity and embrace tradition as Ratford tells you about the REAL wild wings on campus.

America has ignored and systemically marginalized its ally communities for centuries. This previously untold story flips the script.

AMP won’t even write a good description for this piece. So much for the tolerant left!

The shadow of Islamismism looms over DFW. Fortunately, our favorite Republican governor has a plan to save the western world!

Proof that sexism isn’t [TITLE CARD].

The first 20 people to read this piece get free ICBM launch codes.

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