Airstrike Alpha Males UNEARTHED
The first 20 people to read this piece get free ICBM launch codes.
Dismantling the Sharia Shack
The shadow of Islamismism looms over DFW. Fortunately, our favorite Republican governor has a plan to save the western world!
Saving the REAL USA
AMP won’t even write a good description for this piece. So much for the tolerant left!
Amid Flurry of Anti-Trans Legislation, Cis People Suffer the Most
America has ignored and systemically marginalized its ally communities for centuries. This previously untold story flips the script.
Ratford Reports: Campus Birds!
Reject modernity and embrace tradition as Ratford tells you about the REAL wild wings on campus.
AMP Watches: Indie Films to Trans Your Gender to
Grab your popcorn, soda, and HRT for this installment of AMP Watches! *shoots trans beams out of fingers*
Food For Thought: Spice & Sauce & Everything In Between
Bah! Surprise food attack! Here are reviews of a random spattering of local eats.
May 2025 Horoscopes
Your future is in the stars this May.. and they decree that you’ll go off the grid and rewatch Evangelion.
May 2025 Ed Desk: Putting the Ate in Graduate
Congrats to all our Graduating Comets! We’ll miss you <3
