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Author: Muaaz Abed

they say not to argue with idiots because they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. well unfortunately, I found a ladder. you’re coming with me.
Dismantling the Sharia Shack
Satire

Dismantling the Sharia Shack

Muaaz AbedMay 7, 2025June 3, 2025

The shadow of Islamismism looms over DFW. Fortunately, our favorite Republican governor has a plan to save the western world!

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A Maverick’s Lament
Satire

A Maverick’s Lament

Muaaz AbedApril 28, 2025May 27, 2025

UTD PD is currently investigating what appears to be the disappearance of a UTD student. The student, whose name will…

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Fine Art of the Internet Age
Opinion

Fine Art of the Internet Age

Muaaz AbedMarch 15, 2025April 28, 2025

What do “Canterbury Tales,” “Frankenstein,” and “The Great Gatsby” all have in common? The answer is that they’re all classics…

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Food For Thought: Mm Borgir.
Local Eats

Food For Thought: Mm Borgir.

Muaaz AbedMarch 12, 2025May 24, 2025

Hey guys! In this month’s AMP food review, we’re looking at places that put their own spin on the quintessential…

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Ratford Relates
culture, Featured, Features, Print, Print Issues, Ratford, Satire

Ratford Relates

Muaaz AbedFebruary 10, 2025April 28, 2025

Hi folks! A lot of people wonder how I stay peppy after each of my breakups from my myriad marriages.…

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The Problem with STEM
Opinion, Print, Print Issues

The Problem with STEM

Muaaz AbedJanuary 21, 2025

STEM, comprised of science, technology, engineering, and mathematics, is often hailed as the key to the future, the source from…

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Who Killed the Gaza Liberation Plaza?
Opinion, Politics, Print

Who Killed the Gaza Liberation Plaza?

Muaaz AbedNovember 7, 2024November 7, 2024

Established on May 1st, 2024, the Gaza Liberation Plaza was one of many encampments set up at colleges around the…

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A .JPEG of Dorian Ape
culture, Print, Satire

A .JPEG of Dorian Ape

Muaaz AbedNovember 5, 2024November 5, 2024

This is the tale of Gartner Siekel, a man damned to the cycle of tech hype samsara, all because of a single JPEG…

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Erecting UTD’s Athletic Legacy
culture, Print, Print Issues, Satire

Erecting UTD’s Athletic Legacy

Muaaz AbedSeptember 4, 2024September 4, 2024

All the most treasured aspects of UTD’s culture can be traced back to our athletics program.

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