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Author: Nathaniel Cook

No no, I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers!
Airstrike Alpha Males UNEARTHED
Satire

Airstrike Alpha Males UNEARTHED

Nathaniel CookMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

The first 20 people to read this piece get free ICBM launch codes.

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Ratford Reports: Campus Birds!
Ratford

Ratford Reports: Campus Birds!

Nathaniel CookMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Reject modernity and embrace tradition as Ratford tells you about the REAL wild wings on campus.

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Facebook 1933
Satire

Facebook 1933

Nathaniel CookMarch 19, 2025April 28, 2025

Post 1: Now that Hitler’s the Führer, can we finally talk about Horrible Hindenburg without the woke mob coming after…

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Good Husbandkeeping
Print, Print Issues, Satire

Good Husbandkeeping

Nathaniel CookFebruary 13, 2025February 13, 2025

Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of sexual assault and depictions of religious extremism. Please read at your own discretion. Hey…

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Full Mistletoe Jacket
Print, Print Issues, Satire

Full Mistletoe Jacket

Nathaniel CookJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

There is evil in this world.

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Ratford Rewatches
Featured, Features, Print, Print Issues, Ratford

Ratford Rewatches

Nathaniel CookJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

Hi everyone! I’m so glad to celebrate another holiday season as a student at UTD! This year, I have a…

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Diary of a Wimpy Cop
culture, Print, Satire

Diary of a Wimpy Cop

Nathaniel CookNovember 7, 2024November 7, 2024

Tuesday, April 30th Dear Diary,  My cousin living down in Austin called me earlier. He got to do something really…

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The Horrors of Queer Representation
Entertainment, Print

The Horrors of Queer Representation

Nathaniel CookNovember 5, 2024November 5, 2024

Recently, I was watching SyFy’s new “Chucky” show with my wife, when I realized at some point that the main…

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