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Author: Rainier Pederson

Occasional haver of good ideas, frequent haver of very funny ideas
Blood Drive
Satire

Blood Drive

Rainier PedersonApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

I’ve been pro-life my entire life. Staunchly. I firmly believe that the life of a person outweighs a person’s right…

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Ratford Rivals
Ratford

Ratford Rivals

Rainier PedersonApril 27, 2025May 27, 2025

My dear comet children, Happy April! I’m sure you’re all busy with studying and whatnot, but I’ve heard that some…

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We’re not going back.
Back Comic

We’re not going back.

Rainier PedersonApril 2, 2025June 2, 2025
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A Praise of Sexless Education
Print, Print Issues, Satire

A Praise of Sexless Education

Rainier PedersonFebruary 13, 2025March 8, 2025

Friends, Texans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I come not to praise sexual immorality, but to bury it. You see,…

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A Visit From Temoc
Cover Stories, culture, Print, Print Issues, Satire

A Visit From Temoc

Rainier PedersonJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

‘Twas the night before finals, and all through UTD… Not a student was prepared, least of all me.

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The Testing Center TESTS OUR PATIENCE
culture, Opinion, Print, Print Issues

The Testing Center TESTS OUR PATIENCE

Rainier PedersonDecember 18, 2024April 28, 2025

The journey is long and arduous, but it’s a journey I must take. Having spent the previous night diligently studying…

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The Shower
Entertainment, Print

The Shower

Rainier PedersonOctober 8, 2024October 8, 2024

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,Over what was to be surely forgotten engineering lore,I found…

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