Sasha Wuu

AMP Watches

AMP Watches: Indie Films to Trans Your Gender to

Sasha WuuMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Grab your popcorn, soda, and HRT for this installment of AMP Watches! *shoots trans beams out of fingers*

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Horoscopes

May 2025 Horoscopes

Sasha WuuMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Your future is in the stars this May.. and they decree that you’ll go off the grid and rewatch Evangelion.

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Horoscopes

April 2025 Horoscopes

Sasha WuuApril 27, 2025April 29, 2025

Aries: No matter how heavy you think your wallet feels this month, always remember that you’re a broke bitch and…

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Horoscopes

March 2025 Horoscopes

Sasha WuuMarch 11, 2025April 29, 2025

Aries: Look, dude (gender neutral). Touching grass does NOT include the grass in Minecraft. Get out of your room for…

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Opinion

Trans Liberation: Barking in the Bedroom

Sasha WuuFebruary 14, 2025April 29, 2025

I have a confession: last semester, I spent much of my time getting punched in the stomach by a woman…

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Horoscopes

February 2025 Horoscopes

Sasha WuuFebruary 5, 2025April 29, 2025

Aries: Love will blossom between you and someone new this Valentine’s! Which will be fun for those of you who’re…

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Featured, Features, Horoscopes, Print, Print Issues

December 2024 Horoscopes

Sasha WuuJanuary 21, 2025April 29, 2025

Aries: Workplace safety violations may give you an opportunity for a lawsuit! But do you have it in your heart…

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Print, Print Issues, Satire

Rules For Me, But Not For Thee

Sasha WuuNovember 7, 2024April 29, 2025

Enjoy the freedom of the press, bitches.

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culture, Featured, Features, Horoscopes, Print

October 2024 Horoscopes

Sasha WuuNovember 5, 2024April 29, 2025

Libra: Big changes in your professional life! Who knows if they’re good!

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AMP Watches, Entertainment, Features, Print, Print Issues

AMP Watches: The Eddie Murphy Cinematic Universe

Sasha WuuSeptember 4, 2024April 29, 2025

You’ve heard of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. You’ve perhaps sparingly heard of the DC Cinematic Universe, which has been/is failing miserably. You might even be familiar with the Megaverse, as advertised by Steve Carrell in unveiling the next 100 years of Despicable Me/Minions films and TV productions. However, all of these pale in contrast to the intertextual masterpiece no one asked for: the Eddie Murphy Cinematic Universe. Comets, now is the time to feast your eyes on two timeless cinematic classics that we watched so you don’t have to, featuring Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, and Eddie Murphy. You’re welcome, and we’re sorry.

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