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Author: Tyler Crivella

currently the happiest of salmon
Make UTD Build Again
Satire

Make UTD Build Again

Tyler CrivellaMarch 18, 2025April 28, 2025

I believe it was the great man Austin Texas, founder of Texas, that once famously stated, “Build houses? Naaaaw.” Unfortunately,…

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All I Want for Christmas is You (to Shut Up)
Featured, Features, Opinion, Print, Print Issues

All I Want for Christmas is You (to Shut Up)

Tyler CrivellaJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

This country is only ruined by one thing: an obsession with Christmas. 

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The Hall of Grease: A Look into UTD’s (Mainly) White, Old, and Greasy Presidents
culture, Opinion

The Hall of Grease: A Look into UTD’s (Mainly) White, Old, and Greasy Presidents

Tyler CrivellaDecember 18, 2024December 18, 2024

All this grease doesn’t just appear by coincidence.

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