December 2024 Horoscopes
Aries: Workplace safety violations may give you an opportunity for a lawsuit! But do you have it in your heart…
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Who Killed the Gaza Liberation Plaza?
Established on May 1st, 2024, the Gaza Liberation Plaza was one of many encampments set up at colleges around the…
October 2024 Ed Desk: Something wicked this way comes, Comets!
We need to talk about the Office of Student Affairs.
A .JPEG of Dorian Ape
This is the tale of Gartner Siekel, a man damned to the cycle of tech hype samsara, all because of a single JPEG…
The Horrors of Queer Representation
Recently, I was watching SyFy’s new “Chucky” show with my wife, when I realized at some point that the main…
AMP Watches: The Gruesome Twosome
The Halloween season rears its ugly head once again, and this year AMP has decided to bring dental destruction to your doorstep in the form of two indie horror-comedy films about teeth in places they shouldn’t be.
October 2024 Horoscopes
Libra: Big changes in your professional life! Who knows if they’re good!
The Man, The Rat, The Legend
The following journal entries have been recovered from Berkner Maintenance Tunnel 1B. Reader discretion is advised. Under NO circumstances enter Maintenance Tunnel 1B without explicit permission from the Provost.
Ratford Regrets
Ah, youth. The essence of life. They say that with age comes wisdom, but all I got from it were…
AMP Watches: The Eddie Murphy Cinematic Universe
You’ve heard of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. You’ve perhaps sparingly heard of the DC Cinematic Universe, which has been/is failing miserably. You might even be familiar with the Megaverse, as advertised by Steve Carrell in unveiling the next 100 years of Despicable Me/Minions films and TV productions. However, all of these pale in contrast to the intertextual masterpiece no one asked for: the Eddie Murphy Cinematic Universe. Comets, now is the time to feast your eyes on two timeless cinematic classics that we watched so you don’t have to, featuring Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, and Eddie Murphy. You’re welcome, and we’re sorry.