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please send $250 or i will kILL MY SELF RIGHT NOW

Jaden Nguyen • October 7, 2025
This is somehow our first article tagged as toxic yuri. Fascinating stuff.

David & Freddie Mercury • October 7, 2025
Warning: these lichen facts get f r e a k y.

UTD Urinator • October 7, 2025
A helpful guide for where to go on campus!

Real Journalist • October 7, 2025
An in-depth look at Dallas' punk rock scene, still standing strong in 2025.

Muaaz Abed • October 7, 2025
Fun fact: both the writer and the artist for this piece are CS majors. We think they're real people...

Alexander De Jesus-Colon • October 7, 2025
This Halloween, venture into the scariest of all topics β Texas politics.

Tyler Crivella • October 7, 2025
Ratford's still going strong! Or, at the very least, he's still going.

Pictures came and broke your heart. Put the blame on VCR.

Muaaz Abed • October 7, 2025
Food review courtesy of AMP's most performative male. There's some pretty stiff competition for that title, too.

Sasha Wuu • October 7, 2025
Aries: Jesus once said, βIt is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.β Which...

AMP Staff • October 7, 2025
Remember: nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen~ ^w^ <3

