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UTD's official student-run satire and opinion magazine

AMP

UTD's official student-run satire and opinion magazine

AMP

UTD's official student-run satire and opinion magazine

AMP

October 2025 Issue
October 2025 Issue
AMP Staff October 7, 2025

Time is Running Out!
Time is Running Out!
Hatsune Miku October 7, 2025
please send $250 or i will kILL MY SELF RIGHT NOW
Stop Snuffing Snuff
Stop Snuffing Snuff
Jaden Nguyen October 7, 2025
This is somehow our first article tagged as toxic yuri. Fascinating stuff.
Sexy Lichen Facts
Sexy Lichen Facts
David & Freddie Mercury October 7, 2025
Warning: these lichen facts get f r e a k y.
UTD: Home of Challenge Pissing
UTD: Home of Challenge Pissing
UTD Urinator October 7, 2025
A helpful guide for where to go on campus!
Bootlicking the Machine
Bootlicking the Machine
Real Journalist October 7, 2025
An in-depth look at Dallas' punk rock scene, still standing strong in 2025.
Maintaining SCP UTD-1969 Dossier
Maintaining SCP UTD-1969 Dossier
Muaaz Abed October 7, 2025
Fun fact: both the writer and the artist for this piece are CS majors. We think they're real people...
The Haunting of (Capitol) Hill House
The Haunting of (Capitol) Hill House
Alexander De Jesus-Colon October 7, 2025
This Halloween, venture into the scariest of all topics β€” Texas politics.
Ratford Reloads
Ratford Reloads
Tyler Crivella October 7, 2025
Ratford's still going strong! Or, at the very least, he's still going.
AMP Watches: Video Killed the Radio Star!
AMP Watches: Video Killed the Radio Star!
Mickey Dolphin and Nathaniel Cook October 7, 2025
Pictures came and broke your heart. Put the blame on VCR.
Food for Thought: The Performance
Food for Thought: The Performance
Muaaz Abed October 7, 2025
Food review courtesy of AMP's most performative male. There's some pretty stiff competition for that title, too.
October 2025 Horoscopes
October 2025 Horoscopes
Sasha Wuu October 7, 2025

Aries: Jesus once said, β€œIt is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.” Which...

October 2025 Ed Desk: we can only say things are scary so many times
October 2025 Ed Desk: we can only say things are scary so many times
AMP Staff October 7, 2025
Remember: nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen~ ^w^ <3
It's 'ween time babey.
It’s ‘ween time babey.
MJ Ly October 7, 2025

September 2025 Issue
September 2025 Issue
AMP Staff September 2, 2025