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September 2025 Issue
September 2025 Issue
AMP Staff September 2, 2025

Time Is a Flat Circle; Let’s Go Gambling
Time Is a Flat Circle; Let’s Go Gambling
Mickey Dolphin September 2, 2025

If I had to wager, I’d bet that most young adults think that horse racing has lost its relevance — and honestly, who can blame them? I mean,...

Why I Left MAGA
Why I Left MAGA
Nathaniel Cook September 2, 2025

Now, anybody who knows or has spoken to me in the last few years will know that I’m just as much a Trump-loving, God-fearing, blue-state-hating,...

Keep Art Alive. Draw On This Page.
Keep Art Alive. Draw On This Page.
Rainier Pederson September 2, 2025

Imagine you’re a caveman. It’s been a long day, and you’re sitting down with your tribe to eat. Suddenly, an idea strikes. You take some...

Congress Unveils 'War Is Peace' Act
Congress Unveils ‘War Is Peace’ Act
Muaaz Abed September 2, 2025

The following is a transcript of Republican Congressional Representative Holden Bloodfeast’s proposition of bill H.R. 666. A respected bipartisan...

How Superman Became a Super-Flop
How Superman Became a Super-Flop
Vyshnav Vijish September 2, 2025

Hello all my fellow Snyder superfans! This is part 15,892 of “writing a blog post every day until Warner Bros. restores the Snyderverse.”...

Ratford Reminisces
Ratford Reminisces
Rainier Pederson September 2, 2025

Howdy folks! Welcome/welcome back to the concrete jungle that I might describe as “ecobrutalist” or “pretty” if I get too dehydrated...

AMP Watches: The Towers Who Shall Not Be Named
AMP Watches: The Towers Who Shall Not Be Named
Mickey Dolphin and Rainier Pederson September 2, 2025

It’s September once again, so ‘tis the season for, uh… well, you can probably guess where we’re going with this. See, it would’ve been...

Food For Thought: New Grub
Food For Thought: New Grub
Rainier Pederson September 2, 2025

Crave For never was a story of more woe, than this of Rainier and the replacement for Moe’s. Crave is the new restaurant in the Student...

September 2025 Horoscopes
September 2025 Horoscopes
Sasha Wuu September 2, 2025

Aries: Sometime this month, you might notice Leo having a tough time. Go check in on them when the time seems right. Taurus: The sun shines...

September 2025 Ed Desk: hey gang what if we start a podcast
September 2025 Ed Desk: hey gang what if we start a podcast
AMP Staff September 2, 2025

Welcome back, Comets! Until we all get deported, at least. While everyone’s having fun with Labubus, the long-awaited Hollow Knight: Silksong...

Comic by Tyler Crivella
“Sure, Craig, if you get way over there you can, like, become my wife — or whatever.”
Tyler Crivella September 2, 2025

May 2025 Issue
May 2025 Issue
AMP Staff June 5, 2025
Read the May 2025 Issue here!
Airstrike Alpha Males UNEARTHED
Airstrike Alpha Males UNEARTHED
Nathaniel Cook May 7, 2025

The following images are screenshots from the group chat of several top right-wing officials. These texts, and much more, were leaked when...

How the Women of INVINCIBLE are [TITLE CARD]
How the Women of INVINCIBLE are [TITLE CARD]
Vyshnav Vijish May 7, 2025
Proof that sexism isn’t [TITLE CARD].