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UTD's official student-run satire and opinion magazine

AMP

UTD's official student-run satire and opinion magazine

AMP

UTD's official student-run satire and opinion magazine

AMP

May 2026 Issue
May 2026 Issue
AMP Staff May 22, 2026
Ground control to Major Temoc 🚀
Movie Ratings Aren't That Deep
Movie Ratings Aren’t That Deep
Josh Ramirez May 22, 2026

I feel like it’s appropriate to start this off by stating that I love movies. Movies are viewed and loved by nearly everyone! Whether you’re...

Are ya winning, Temoc?
Are ya winning, Temoc?
May 22, 2026

AMP 2069
AMP 2069
Muazz Abid May 22, 2026

That’s it. We’re done. This is the end of the final issue of AMP this year, and with it, we have officially run out of satire and opinions....

AMP's Real, Serious, No Bits Guide to College
AMP’s Real, Serious, No Bits Guide to College
Ellie Maguire May 22, 2026

I’m leaving. I’m going away. I’m dying graduating. I spent 4 years here on this stupid fucking campus. I’ve gotten stupid drunk on weekdays....

A Queer Comet's Guide to Liftoff
A Queer Comet’s Guide to Liftoff
Rainier Pederson May 22, 2026

As you read this, I am either dying or already dead. By that I mean I’m about to graduate, and that means the knowledge I’ve gathered in...

We Can Do Better Than Gavin Newsom
We Can Do Better Than Gavin Newsom
Safiy Islam May 22, 2026

I knew I had to write this piece when my politically disaffected sister said she thought Gavin Newsom was funny. I turned to her and politely...

The Noah Wyle-ification of The Pitt
The Noah Wyle-ification of The Pitt
Kavya Racheeti May 22, 2026

Season two of “The Pitt” is over, and let's get one sentiment out of the way: thank God. No longer do our social media algorithms curse us...

How Bloodborne Made Me Transgender
How Bloodborne Made Me Transgender
Mickey Dolphin May 22, 2026

When most people think of formative gender experiences they’ve had, a video game about humanity’s descent into eldritch-induced madness probably...

Ratford Retreats
Ratford Retreats
Nathaniel Cook May 22, 2026

Hey everybody! Between the extra student loans I took out this year, the massive tax refund I got, and the many, many alimony payments I’ve...

Food For Thought: ¡Viva Venezuela!
Food For Thought: ¡Viva Venezuela!
Nathalie Perez May 22, 2026

Surprisingly, Hispanics make up only about 18% of Richardson’s population, and while the DFW metroplex has one of the largest Venezuelan populations...

Amp Watches: To Mars and Beyond
Amp Watches: To Mars and Beyond
Kavya Racheeti and Safiy Islam May 22, 2026

“Project Hail Mary,” the newest film from directorial duo Phil Lord and Christpher Miller, is having a moment right now, both in theaters...

May 2026 Ed Desk: here's looking at you, kids
May 2026 Ed Desk: here’s looking at you, kids
AMP Staff May 22, 2026

Wow! Four years really isn’t that long, is it? What began as a passing curiosity ended up becoming a huge cornerstone of my life here at UTD,...

May 2026 Horoscopes
May 2026 Horoscopes
Sasha Wuu May 22, 2026

Aries: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free! Pour water in your classmates’ shoes, NOW! Taurus: It’s okay to be a little confused...

April 2026 Issue
April 2026 Issue
AMP Staff April 7, 2026
Jester? We hardly know her! 🤡