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Cameron Bossalini
Aspiring professional clown. Not afraid to cry in the corner when the going gets tough.
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The C.R.A.P. Manifesto
Cameron Bossalini
October 31, 2020
In the midst of 2020’s contentious and tumultuous political cycle, a new right-wing sect has recently gained public notoriety with their aggressive stance against all forms of genital concealment. Known as the Concerned Republicans Against Predators (CRAP), these activists have argued for banning all lower-body garments including pants, underwear, and jorts. Spurred on by a […]
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