So Long, and Thanks for All the Nips
As we inch closer and closer to the end of another school year, we thought it best to reflect on…
Author: Christi Lazutkin
Welcome to Hell, I’ll be your host.
Ticket Stubs: What A Strange “Bad Trip” It’s Been
If you’re finding yourself entertained by AMP’s jesterish antics, then I’m delighted to let you know that there are wilder…
Texas, Stay Red
“If you’re gonna run in Texas, you can’t be a liberal man,” – Ted Cruz’s campaign song, 2018. Hey, stupid.…
Reject Modernity, Embrace Tradition
“Aw, look at him tremble! He’s gonna pop a blood vessel ‘cause I dissed his waifu!” Yeah, yeah, yuk it…
7 American Restaurant Chains I Want To See COVID-19 Decimate
Here are some restaurant chains that the pandemic should destroy.
Dating: A COVID Casualty?
We get it. You’re withering away under quarantine. You’ve taken all this time to hole up inside your room, look…