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The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
Opinion
Where Did All The School Shootings Go?
If Anything Happens I Love You is a 12-minute short film on Netflix that will shatter your heart, throw it out the window, run over it with a truck, and set it on fire. Directed by Michael Govier and Will McCormack and produced by Laura Dern, the film succeeds in making you experience all the […]
Satire
Pledge of Allegiance
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United COVID of America, and to the racists for which they stand above everyone else, one corrupt and capitalist nation, somewhat under God?, very divided, with no liberty or justice for all white men. Wait—sorry, was that not the pledge we repeated in school every morning for […]
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