AMP
The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
Satire
In Support of CometLustPortal™v1.0
The Texas state government has been on an anti-Comet crusade since last June, with legislation specifically targeting the state’s access to scandalous content. Take one step into ECS South, a wasteland rife with the remains of Comet residue, and you will understand why this is such a clear affront to our student body. In a […]
Entertainment
Revamping the Temoc Brand
The UTD brand is an absolute mess, and at the core of this issue is the school’s failure to properly utilize the TEMOC brand. Animal and ambiguously racist mascots are a dime a dozen across the United States, but sexy anthropomorphized rock men are truly unique. Not only is Temoc an iconic figure for his […]
Politics
Satire
How to Forge an Iron Fist
How do I rule with an iron fist? This has been the question on every political leader’s mind since humans first took up the practice of agriculture and immediately began schemes to control others. You might think that emulating the decrees of past sovereigns would guarantee you permanent power, but the crucial commonality that unites […]
culture
‘Tis The Season For Yule Lads?
Yule Wish You Were Celebrating This Holiday!
Print Issues
The Infernal Circles of DART
DART is on the highway to hell.
culture
Opinion
Print Issues
Candy and Capitalism
Every year as October comes around, people begin to prepare for this autumnal holiday that traditionally marks the end of the harvest season. Low-budget and low-quality horror movies are released, candy starts to be sold with more orange packaging, and stores begin to fill up with so-called Halloween-themed decorations. But none of this truly gets […]
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