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The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
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Satire
UTD’S Most Wanted
UTD is famous for many things — our problematic alumni, our undefeated football team, our obsessive psychosexual attachment to Temoc and his oily abs — and now we have another achievement to add to the list. For the first time, the U.S. News and World Report has ranked UTD as No. 1 for Most Villainous […]
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Benson Takes the Rocks in the Divorce
Dallas isn’t built to accommodate downpours like this. The gutters are overflowing into frigid puddles, sloshing around their ankles and soaking into their socks — but for once, Temoc is grateful for the rain. “Don’t do this,” he breathes, like it could possibly begin to help. “Richard, please.” If the other man gave a response, […]
Satire
Two Virgins Preach About Sex (And Yes, You Should Listen)
The Ultimate Authority on SEX: Two Virgins
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