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Portrait of a Lady, Fired
This email was submitted to the Court of Modest Proposals as part of the prosecution’s evidence that UTD’s administration has been acting maliciously towards its student journalists. When asked whether he believed the defense had ill intent, UTD President Bichard Renson took a drag of his cotton-candy-flavored jumbo Cuban cigar and said, “I didn’t know […]
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UTD’S Most Wanted
UTD is famous for many things — our problematic alumni, our undefeated football team, our obsessive psychosexual attachment to Temoc and his oily abs — and now we have another achievement to add to the list. For the first time, the U.S. News and World Report has ranked UTD as No. 1 for Most Villainous […]
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Benson Takes the Rocks in the Divorce
Dallas isn’t built to accommodate downpours like this. The gutters are overflowing into frigid puddles, sloshing around their ankles and soaking into their socks — but for once, Temoc is grateful for the rain. “Don’t do this,” he breathes, like it could possibly begin to help. “Richard, please.” If the other man gave a response, […]
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Two Virgins Preach About Sex (And Yes, You Should Listen)
The Ultimate Authority on SEX: Two Virgins
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