Author: AMP Staff
November 2024 Ed Desk: FUCK UTD ADMIN
Hi Comets!! hiiiiiiiii :3
October 2024 Ed Desk: Something wicked this way comes, Comets!
We need to talk about the Office of Student Affairs.
Ratford Rejoices!
Apparently the youths of today need a rundown on how and when to get celebratory, so they decided to ask a middle-aged, divorced rat.
AMP’s Back To School Playlist
Here’s a smattering of music the editors of AMP like, compiled in the form of a Back to School playlist. Enjoy.
April 2023 Ed Desk: Technological Advancements – the good and the bad
Hey, Comets! Spring break is officially over which means the weather is getting warmer and you’ll be hearing “I can’t…
March 2023 Ed Desk: Spring is Here!
Happy Spring, Comets! The weather is always changing here in Texas, but March is known for being the start of…
February 2023 Ed Desk: Republicans are scared of TikTok.
Happy Valentine’s, Comets! And welcome back to school! The spring semester has officially started and Valentine’s Day is coming up.…
Romance with Ratford
Students ask the esteemed love expert, Ratford the Rat, for advice regarding their wooing woes. Q: Would you rather date…
December 2022 Ed Desk: Privileged billionaire is not actually smart *gasp*
Happy Holidays, Comets! We’re coming to the best time of year, where students must simultaneously prepare for finals, finish projects,…