Author: AMP Staff
May 2025 Ed Desk: Putting the Ate in Graduate
Congrats to all our Graduating Comets! We’ll miss you <3
April 2025 Ed Desk: Too Queer for My Blood
Welcome back, Comets! We hope you spent spring break healing and are ready to jump into more exams than you…
March 2025 Ed Desk: Breaking News: AMP Mid, UTD Midder
Shit, bitch, cunt, fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, motherfucker.
February 2025 Ed Desk: hey we have condoms now
We’re getting fucked, Comets. A certain felon has officially taken the Oval Office, and with that comes an ongoing cascade…
November 2024 Ed Desk: FUCK UTD ADMIN
Hi Comets!! hiiiiiiiii :3
October 2024 Ed Desk: Something wicked this way comes, Comets!
We need to talk about the Office of Student Affairs.
Ratford Rejoices!
Apparently the youths of today need a rundown on how and when to get celebratory, so they decided to ask a middle-aged, divorced rat.
