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February Food Review: Mediterranean Madness! 
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February Food Review: Mediterranean Madness! 

Vyshnav VijishFebruary 13, 2025February 13, 2025

Restaurant 1: Abu Omar Halal  Abu Omar Halal is a quaint little franchise restaurant not more than 15 minutes away…

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Good Husbandkeeping
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Good Husbandkeeping

Nathaniel CookFebruary 13, 2025February 13, 2025

Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of sexual assault and depictions of religious extremism. Please read at your own discretion. Hey…

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A Praise of Sexless Education
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A Praise of Sexless Education

Rainier PedersonFebruary 13, 2025March 8, 2025

Friends, Texans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I come not to praise sexual immorality, but to bury it. You see,…

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AMP Watches: Sex and Violence
AMP Watches, Entertainment, Featured, Features, Opinion, Print, Print Issues

AMP Watches: Sex and Violence

Mickey DolphinFebruary 11, 2025April 29, 2025

Welcome back Comets! The scent of love permeates the air, or is that the lingering haze of gamer musk emanating…

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Intro to Computer Science
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Intro to Computer Science

Vyshnav VijishFebruary 10, 2025April 29, 2025

Chillguy745: Hey everyone! Just curious what y’all are gonna be up to on valentine’s day.  Normalperson68: Oh my bf and…

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Finding Love in an Invertebrate Place
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Finding Love in an Invertebrate Place

Mickey DolphinFebruary 10, 2025February 10, 2025

The Valentine’s Day season reminds us how many forms love can take, although some expressions of love are a little…

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HOW2SEX
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HOW2SEX

Ellie MaguireFebruary 10, 2025February 10, 2025

Hello, virgins!

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Ratford Relates
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Ratford Relates

Muaaz AbedFebruary 10, 2025April 28, 2025

Hi folks! A lot of people wonder how I stay peppy after each of my breakups from my myriad marriages.…

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December 2024 Horoscopes
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December 2024 Horoscopes

Sasha WuuJanuary 21, 2025April 29, 2025

Aries: Workplace safety violations may give you an opportunity for a lawsuit! But do you have it in your heart…

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December 2024 Ed Desk
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December 2024 Ed Desk

AMP StaffJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

Happy Holidays, Comets!

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Full Mistletoe Jacket
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Full Mistletoe Jacket

Nathaniel CookJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

There is evil in this world.

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The Best (and Worst) of Transformers
Entertainment, Opinion, Print, Print Issues

The Best (and Worst) of Transformers

Patrick CarriganJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

9. Transformers: The Last Knight. The fifth film in Michael Bay’s Transformers universe suffers from bland and forgettable new characters…

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