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The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD

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December 2024 Horoscopes
Aries: Workplace safety violations may give you an opportunity for a lawsuit! But do you have it in your heart to sue…Santa Claus??? Taurus: Don’t be afraid to rely on your friends for support in the coming month. It’s not like any of them will betray you or anything. Definitely not in a way involving […]

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December 2024 Ed Desk
Happy Holidays, Comets!

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Full Mistletoe Jacket
There is evil in this world.

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The Best (and Worst) of Transformers
9. Transformers: The Last Knight. The fifth film in Michael Bay’s Transformers universe suffers from bland and forgettable new characters and a weak villain whose end goal is the same as a previous villain but with none of the nuance that villain had. Not to mention, the titular knights do very little to justify being […]

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A Visit From Temoc
‘Twas the night before finals, and all through UTD... Not a student was prepared, least of all me.

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UTD Transportation: RANKED
From bikes to horses to Tobors(?), this transportation tier list is a guide for any UTD student’s survival!

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All I Want for Christmas is You (to Shut Up)
This country is only ruined by one thing: an obsession with Christmas.

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Ratford Rewatches
Hi everyone! I’m so glad to celebrate another holiday season as a student at UTD! This year, I have a gift that I know you’ll enjoy: my opinions! I’m going to review some of my favorite holiday movies, and then some of yours as well. Happy holidays! Home Alone 4 (2002) 5/5 Cheeses This is […]

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November Food Review: Charming Classics
Aloha Chicken and Shrimp As soon as you walk into Aloha Chicken and Shrimp, you’re greeted by the soft melodies of lofi hip-hop and an impressive Pokemon collection that you simply can’t miss out on seeing. Aloha is well-furnished, with warm and inviting interiors decorating the light, airy restaurant. Next to the entrance, if you […]

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The Problem with STEM
STEM, comprised of science, technology, engineering, and mathematics, is often hailed as the key to the future, the source from which innovation blossoms. This makes sense; without STEM we wouldn’t have the computer, the microwave, and like twenty different ways to give yourself cancer — all creations that have heavily impacted modern life. In order […]

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AMP Watches: Abominable Animations
The holidays feel like they come faster every year when we’re living in a capitalist hellscape such as this, but your friends at AMP haven’t forgotten what makes this season so magical. Is it the spirit of generosity and gratitude that permeates the air? Perhaps it’s the comfort of gathering with loved ones — family, […]

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November 2024 Ed Desk: FUCK UTD ADMIN
Hi Comets!! hiiiiiiiii :3