September 2024 Horoscopes
Aries: School’s back! I give it a week before you start skipping classes again. Taurus: The stars say you’re not…
Tag: astrology
May 2024 Horoscopes
Aries: You win!!!1!1! Taurus: The stars don’t think you deserve anything good this month, but they’re down for a deal.…
April 2024 Horoscope
Aries: You’re going to kill or be killed this month. It will be bloody and gruesome, and will likely change…