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Author: Ally Duong

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Life After GRATuation with Ratford
Features, Print Issues, Ratford

Life After GRATuation with Ratford

Ally DuongApril 27, 2023April 25, 2023

Q: Name something that’s better than cheese. A: Nothing. (Me. Or really anything that’s not my ex-wife.) Q: How do…

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May 2023 Ed Desk: Seniors give their goodbyes
Ed Desk, Print Issues

May 2023 Ed Desk: Seniors give their goodbyes

Ally DuongApril 27, 2023April 26, 2023

Bethel: Hey Comets! It’s officially the last AMP issue of the school year and my last issue altogether! It’s a…

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How to Play D&D Correctly
Print Issues, Satire

How to Play D&D Correctly

Ally DuongMarch 1, 2023February 26, 2023

Welcome, fresh-faced intrepid adventurer! You’re about to embark on a journey every college student dreams of and attempts with shoddily…

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Food for Thought: Spooky Edition
Features, Local Eats, Print Issues

Food for Thought: Spooky Edition

Ally DuongOctober 4, 2022October 4, 2022

Sweet Treats that Keep You Up at Night Monster Yogurt The only thing scary about Monster Yogurt is having to…

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The MIT of the South’s Report Card
Print Issues, Satire

The MIT of the South’s Report Card

Ally DuongSeptember 9, 2022September 9, 2022

Welcome to the MIT of the South! As Comets, we have an innate duty to keep UTD nerdy by adding…

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The Essential Anatomy of a K-Drama Main Character
Cover Stories, Featured, Print Issues, Satire

The Essential Anatomy of a K-Drama Main Character

Ally DuongMay 5, 2022August 8, 2022

Disclaimer: Based on scientific research conducted during finals week from a large sample of Korean and Chinese dramas to compile…

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UTD Eats: Soup Edition
Features, Local Eats, Print Issues

UTD Eats: Soup Edition

Ally DuongMarch 1, 2022February 27, 2022

Phở Bắc – Ally Duong Phở Bắc has been around for a long time. My parents have dined there since…

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Back to Our Roots: Returning to Serial Publication
Cover Stories, Opinion, Print Issues

Back to Our Roots: Returning to Serial Publication

Ally DuongMarch 1, 2022February 26, 2022

Recently, Amazon has been pushing one of its newer ventures to consumers: Kindle Vella where readers can find new fiction…

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Features, Local Eats, Print Issues

UTD Eats: Coffee Date Edition

Ally DuongFebruary 1, 2022April 6, 2022

I Love U A-Latte – Ally Duong I Love U A-Latte is a local family-owned cafe that’s not only a…

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Culture, Stories, and Books, Oh My!: A Look into Diasporic Asian Speculative Fiction
Cover Stories, Opinion, Print Issues

Culture, Stories, and Books, Oh My!: A Look into Diasporic Asian Speculative Fiction

Ally DuongDecember 9, 2021February 26, 2022

In recent years, there has been a rise in Asian books being released by English-language publishers. Asian perspectives and stories…

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