AMP Watches: Abominable Animations
The holidays feel like they come faster every year when we’re living in a capitalist hellscape such as this, but…
Author: Rayhan Younas
Currently hard at work procrastinating.
AMP Watches: The Gruesome Twosome
The Halloween season rears its ugly head once again, and this year AMP has decided to bring dental destruction to your doorstep in the form of two indie horror-comedy films about teeth in places they shouldn’t be.
Ratford Regrets
Ah, youth. The essence of life. They say that with age comes wisdom, but all I got from it were…
Dune: Shifting Sands, Shifting Standards
About two months ago, on March 1st, 2024, “Dune: Part Two” released in theaters to critical acclaim and smashing financial…
Resolutions with Ratford
Comets shared their New Year’s Resolutions with me, seeking my knowledgeable opinion!
Horror Movie Trailers Suck and Need to Leave Me Alone
Surprise scares on the silver screen SUCK.
Fact or Fission: The Allure of Oppenheimer
After two years of memes, marketing, and hype, “Oppenheimer,” the newest film from famous director Christopher Nolan, finally released this…
The Eternal Struggle of the Mature Cartoon
Across the wide expanses of streaming services, obsolete cable, and online piracy exists a vast universe of TV, with countless…
Totally Tubular PRANKZ For AMPril Fools!!!
What IS up, my fellow Comet-brahs! Welcome to my all-new, radical prank showcase: TOTALLY TUBULAR COMET PRANKZ!! And my oh…
From Native to Na’vi: Cinematic Culture Controversy
Just as the long year of 2022 was winding down to an end, renowned director James Cameron’s newest film “Avatar:…
Oh, the (cards against) humanity!
We live in troubling times, folks! The supervillainous team known as the SINISTER RADICAL-WOKE-LEFT have cooked up yet another diabolical…