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How To Criminal – UTD Edition
Satire

How To Criminal – UTD Edition

Vyshnav VijishMarch 17, 2025April 28, 2025

If you’re reading this, it’s clear what you’re looking for. You want to cause some inconveniences, one might even say…

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Kiss Me, I Wanna Be Irish
Satire

Kiss Me, I Wanna Be Irish

Kavya RacheetiMarch 16, 2025April 28, 2025

Dia duit to all of my fellow Irish folk (both physically and spiritually)! During the month of St. Patrick’s Day,…

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Good Husbandkeeping
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Good Husbandkeeping

Nathaniel CookFebruary 13, 2025February 13, 2025

Disclaimer: This article contains mentions of sexual assault and depictions of religious extremism. Please read at your own discretion. Hey…

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A Praise of Sexless Education
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A Praise of Sexless Education

Rainier PedersonFebruary 13, 2025March 8, 2025

Friends, Texans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I come not to praise sexual immorality, but to bury it. You see,…

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Intro to Computer Science
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Intro to Computer Science

Vyshnav VijishFebruary 10, 2025April 29, 2025

Chillguy745: Hey everyone! Just curious what y’all are gonna be up to on valentine’s day.  Normalperson68: Oh my bf and…

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HOW2SEX
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HOW2SEX

Ellie MaguireFebruary 10, 2025February 10, 2025

Hello, virgins!

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Ratford Relates
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Ratford Relates

Muaaz AbedFebruary 10, 2025April 28, 2025

Hi folks! A lot of people wonder how I stay peppy after each of my breakups from my myriad marriages.…

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Full Mistletoe Jacket
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Full Mistletoe Jacket

Nathaniel CookJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

There is evil in this world.

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A Visit From Temoc
Cover Stories, culture, Print, Print Issues, Satire

A Visit From Temoc

Rainier PedersonJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

‘Twas the night before finals, and all through UTD… Not a student was prepared, least of all me.

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UTD Transportation: RANKED
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UTD Transportation: RANKED

Vyshnav VijishJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

From bikes to horses to Tobors(?), this transportation tier list is a guide for any UTD student’s survival! 

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Ratford Reviles
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Ratford Reviles

Ellie MaguireJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

This month, we asked Comets to tell us their favorite parts of the UTD experience, so that Ratford could demean…

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The Parking Conspiracy
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The Parking Conspiracy

Vyshnav VijishDecember 18, 2024December 18, 2024

WHAT UTD WON’T TELL YOU ABOUT PARKING… So you think you know what this school is about, huh? You’ve probably…

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