Portrait of a Lady, Fired
This email was submitted to the Court of Modest Proposals as part of the prosecution’s evidence that UTD’s administration has…
Category: Satire
A .JPEG of Dorian Ape
This is the tale of Gartner Siekel, a man damned to the cycle of tech hype samsara, all because of a single JPEG…
Top Ten Wacky Residence Hall Incidents
College life is full of absurd, inane incidents that perplex the student body for years to come.
Ratford Regrets
Ah, youth. The essence of life. They say that with age comes wisdom, but all I got from it were…
The Diaries of Bichard E. Renson: A Retrospective
What follows is the compilation of surviving parts of Renson’s diary found within the rubble of the Administration building.
AMP’s Declassified School Survival Guide
Alright, alright. Welcome to UTD, or whatever. You sure picked a winner. If you aren’t on a scholarship or don’t live 5 minutes away, I don’t know why you’re here, but I’m not your advisor.
Erecting UTD’s Athletic Legacy
All the most treasured aspects of UTD’s culture can be traced back to our athletics program.
In Support of CometLustPortal™v1.0
The Texas state government has been on an anti-Comet crusade since last June, with legislation specifically targeting the state’s access…
UTD’S Most Wanted
UTD is famous for many things — our problematic alumni, our undefeated football team, our obsessive psychosexual attachment to Temoc…
You Don’t Know This Literal Criminal Like I Do
this literal criminal isn’t THAT bad
Two Virgins Preach About Sex (And Yes, You Should Listen)
The Ultimate Authority on SEX: Two Virgins