May 2025 Ed Desk: Putting the Ate in Graduate
Congrats to all our Graduating Comets! We’ll miss you <3
The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
Congrats to all our Graduating Comets! We’ll miss you <3
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Shit, bitch, cunt, fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, motherfucker.
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We need to talk about the Office of Student Affairs.
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