Ratford Rivals
My dear comet children, Happy April! I’m sure you’re all busy with studying and whatnot, but I’ve heard that some…
The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
My dear comet children, Happy April! I’m sure you’re all busy with studying and whatnot, but I’ve heard that some…
This month, we asked Comets to tell us their favorite parts of the UTD experience, so that Ratford could demean…
Established on May 1st, 2024, the Gaza Liberation Plaza was one of many encampments set up at colleges around the…
Libra: Big changes in your professional life! Who knows if they’re good!
Welcome back to AMP’s food review! This month, we took a look at local indie coffee shops in the hopes of finding your new favorite study spot.
Apparently the youths of today need a rundown on how and when to get celebratory, so they decided to ask a middle-aged, divorced rat.
You’ve heard of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. You’ve perhaps sparingly heard of the DC Cinematic Universe, which has been/is failing miserably. You might even be familiar with the Megaverse, as advertised by Steve Carrell in unveiling the next 100 years of Despicable Me/Minions films and TV productions. However, all of these pale in contrast to the intertextual masterpiece no one asked for: the Eddie Murphy Cinematic Universe. Comets, now is the time to feast your eyes on two timeless cinematic classics that we watched so you don’t have to, featuring Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, and Eddie Murphy. You’re welcome, and we’re sorry.
Aries: School’s back! I give it a week before you start skipping classes again. Taurus: The stars say you’re not…
I got a bunch of letters in the mail this month. Like, paper. In an envelope. Who even does that…
As much as I love the idea of winter — wearing cute fluffy clothes, drinking hot chocolate, and making pitiful…
As you might guess from a title like “Audio Transmission Sending Waves,” the host of this RadioUTD show, Noah Rayburn,…