AMP
The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
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The Man, The Rat, The Legend
The following journal entries have been recovered from Berkner Maintenance Tunnel 1B. Reader discretion is advised. Under NO circumstances enter Maintenance Tunnel 1B without explicit permission from the Provost.
Satire
In Support of CometLustPortal™v1.0
The Texas state government has been on an anti-Comet crusade since last June, with legislation specifically targeting the state’s access to scandalous content. Take one step into ECS South, a wasteland rife with the remains of Comet residue, and you will understand why this is such a clear affront to our student body. In a […]
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Benson Takes the Rocks in the Divorce
Dallas isn’t built to accommodate downpours like this. The gutters are overflowing into frigid puddles, sloshing around their ankles and soaking into their socks — but for once, Temoc is grateful for the rain. “Don’t do this,” he breathes, like it could possibly begin to help. “Richard, please.” If the other man gave a response, […]
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Satire
The Big Comet Conundrum
I enjoy living my life like a film noir, complete with a fedora, cigar — oh, and a magnifying glass. When my professors ask where I was during class time, I only have one answer: searching for clues. You might catch me peering through a suspicious keyhole or sitting on the wrong side of a […]
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Satire
AMP Unraveled
As we all know, AMP is the student organization that makes the monthly magazines you are currently reading. However, what you may have also noticed is a regular pattern of content from these heathens. They constantly include art of our lovely school mascot, Temoc. Art of Temoc isn’t inherently wrong, but AMP isn’t just making […]
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The Comics
Temoc has a crush.
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The Comics
December 2019: He Returns