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The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
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Satire
The Diaries of Bichard E. Renson: A Retrospective
What follows is the compilation of surviving parts of Renson’s diary found within the rubble of the Administration building.
Satire
In Support of CometLustPortal™v1.0
The Texas state government has been on an anti-Comet crusade since last June, with legislation specifically targeting the state’s access to scandalous content. Take one step into ECS South, a wasteland rife with the remains of Comet residue, and you will understand why this is such a clear affront to our student body. In a […]
Entertainment
Revamping the Temoc Brand
The UTD brand is an absolute mess, and at the core of this issue is the school’s failure to properly utilize the TEMOC brand. Animal and ambiguously racist mascots are a dime a dozen across the United States, but sexy anthropomorphized rock men are truly unique. Not only is Temoc an iconic figure for his […]
Satire
Once You Go Greek, You Don’t Go Back
‘Sup fellow Bromets, the name’s Chaz Hollister, president of Delta Sigma Chi-Square Alpha, the raddest party frat on campus. Now, it’s already October, but I’m still hearing freshies at the Plinth complain that UTD’s social life is dead. And this saddens me dudes, my dad didn’t buy three new buildings and get rid of Green […]
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The Comics
Temoc’s Mojo Dojo Casa House
September 2023 back cover
Satire
Web Exclusives
Top Ten Romantic Spots on Campus
In May, flowers bloom and rivers flow. The songbirds chirp away, and petals drift on the wind as the doe have their fawns and the sunsets paint the skies. An inherent romanticism permeates through the air – and I put it there, so that all of you at UTD would read my sweet new list […]
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Satire
So You Don’t Want To Live On The Street
Welcome back to “So You Don’t Want To Live On The Street: UT Dallas,” the only game show where you pay us! I’m your host, Utena T. Daniels. Tonight, the stakes are high and the rent is even higher. Will our contestants secure a place on the UTD campus, or will they hang their heads […]
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The Comics
“In the daytime, I’m Temoc, but I have a secret…”
Print Issues
Satire
Totally Tubular PRANKZ For AMPril Fools!!!
What IS up, my fellow Comet-brahs! Welcome to my all-new, radical prank showcase: TOTALLY TUBULAR COMET PRANKZ!! And my oh my, isn’t this just the absolute BEST season of the year for some EPIC pranks! That’s right, it’s APRIL FOOLS! A time where each and every one of us Comets can go absolutely wild with […]
Print Issues
Satire
End Tobor Abuse Now
Whether it be through rain, sleet, snow, or hail, Tobors are always there for us during times of hunger and starvation. They are dedicated to a thankless job that gives them no pay — and yet no one seems to acknowledge the mistreatment of these brave Tobors from the students, staff, and the layout of […]
Features
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Ratford
Relaxation with Ratford
Hello! Ratford here to offer more advice! Nico, uhh, collected me to help you all. I’m definitely here willingly! How do you find a lyapunov function without dying? I dunno. I’m just a rat. You can probably find it in the lost and found or something. What do I do if my own thoughts won’t […]
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The Comics
Anatomy of a Tobor