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Airstrike Alpha Males UNEARTHED
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Satire

Airstrike Alpha Males UNEARTHED

Nathaniel CookMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025
Opinion

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Vyshnav VijishMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025
Satire

Dismantling the Sharia Shack

Muaaz AbedMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025
Satire

Amid Flurry of Anti-Trans Legislation, Cis People Suffer the Most

Real JournalistMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025
Opinion

How the Women of INVINCIBLE are [TITLE CARD]

Vyshnav VijishMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025
Satire

Dismantling the Sharia Shack

Muaaz AbedMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025
Satire

Airstrike Alpha Males UNEARTHED

Nathaniel CookMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025
Blood Drive
Satire

Blood Drive

Rainier PedersonApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

I’ve been pro-life my entire life. Staunchly. I firmly believe that the life of a person outweighs a person’s right…

AITA for Screwing Over my Friend’s Housing and Ending our Friendship?
Satire

AITA for Screwing Over my Friend’s Housing and Ending our Friendship?

u/GladosFckr69April 27, 2025April 29, 2025

u/GladosFckr69 • 13 days ago AITA for Screwing Over my Friend’s Housing and Ending our Friendship? So I (18M), my…

The Dark Depths Of University Village
Satire

The Dark Depths Of University Village

Vyshnav VijishApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

As a supernatural poltergeist that haunts the halls of Hoblitzelle… well, Hall, I’ve been taking an interest in what kids…

Ratford Rivals
Ratford

Ratford Rivals

Rainier PedersonApril 27, 2025April 28, 2025

My dear comet children, Happy April! I’m sure you’re all busy with studying and whatnot, but I’ve heard that some…

AMP Watches: Bollywood Binge
AMP Watches

AMP Watches: Bollywood Binge

Mickey DolphinApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

Usually when we picture the quintessential college experience, singing and dancing in large choreographed groups to upbeat music isn’t on…

Food For Thought: Indian Cuisine Insights
Local Eats

Food For Thought: Indian Cuisine Insights

Sher KhanApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

Badmaash Bar & Restaurant Located in Northside Apartments, Badmaash Bar & Restaurant is the latest addition to the restaurants in…

April 2025 Horoscopes
Horoscopes

April 2025 Horoscopes

Sasha WuuApril 27, 2025April 29, 2025

Aries: No matter how heavy you think your wallet feels this month, always remember that you’re a broke bitch and…

April 2025 Ed Desk: Too Queer for My Blood
Ed Desk

April 2025 Ed Desk: Too Queer for My Blood

AMP StaffApril 27, 2025April 27, 2025

Welcome back, Comets! We hope you spent spring break healing and are ready to jump into more exams than you…

Survivor’s Guide to the Stage
Satire

Survivor’s Guide to the Stage

Sneha RaghavanMarch 21, 2025April 28, 2025

Alright, KPoppers, trauma warning ahead. I apologize in advance for reminding you about the hellscape that is survival shows. If…

UTD Wants You To Starve
Opinion

UTD Wants You To Starve

Ellie MaguireMarch 20, 2025April 28, 2025

Are you hungry, Comets? Is there a rumbling in your tumbly that can only be satisfied by a nourishing meal?…

Facebook 1933
Satire

Facebook 1933

Nathaniel CookMarch 19, 2025April 28, 2025

Post 1: Now that Hitler’s the Führer, can we finally talk about Horrible Hindenburg without the woke mob coming after…

Make UTD Build Again
Satire

Make UTD Build Again

Tyler CrivellaMarch 18, 2025April 28, 2025

I believe it was the great man Austin Texas, founder of Texas, that once famously stated, “Build houses? Naaaaw.” Unfortunately,…

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