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The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
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Top Ten Wacky Residence Hall Incidents
College life is full of absurd, inane incidents that perplex the student body for years to come.
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The Horrors of Queer Representation
Recently, I was watching SyFy’s new “Chucky” show with my wife, when I realized at some point that the main character was gay. This didn’t sit right with me, and I felt extremely alienated, so I turned the show off. The same thing happened when we tried to watch HBO’s “The Last of Us.” I […]
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AMP Watches: The Gruesome Twosome
The Halloween season rears its ugly head once again, and this year AMP has decided to bring dental destruction to your doorstep in the form of two indie horror-comedy films about teeth in places they shouldn’t be.
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October 2024 Horoscopes
Libra: Big changes in your professional life! Who knows if they’re good!
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Food for Thought: Cozy Caffeine
Welcome back to AMP’s food review! This month, we took a look at local indie coffee shops in the hopes of finding your new favorite study spot.
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The Man, The Rat, The Legend
The following journal entries have been recovered from Berkner Maintenance Tunnel 1B. Reader discretion is advised. Under NO circumstances enter Maintenance Tunnel 1B without explicit permission from the Provost.
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Ratford Rejoices!
Apparently the youths of today need a rundown on how and when to get celebratory, so they decided to ask a middle-aged, divorced rat.
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What Is Yakuza’s Problem with Women?
To say that I’m an enormous fan of the Yakuza franchise would be an understatement.
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The Shower
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,Over what was to be surely forgotten engineering lore,I found myself quite nearly dozing, so through ECS I went strolling, stumbling, lumbering, kluztly going, And found myself in front of a door. “‘Tis a restroom,’ I muttered, “here out on West’s first floor. Simply this and nothing […]
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Back Comic: Brianne Bitar
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Ratford Regrets
Ah, youth. The essence of life. They say that with age comes wisdom, but all I got from it were back pains, a weak nose, and a very ugly divorce with my latest ex-wife! So let’s forget them (and her) and flip this script around! Time to pry into the minds of our youth and […]
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The Diaries of Bichard E. Renson: A Retrospective
What follows is the compilation of surviving parts of Renson’s diary found within the rubble of the Administration building.