December 2024 Horoscopes
Aries: Workplace safety violations may give you an opportunity for a lawsuit! But do you have it in your heart…
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October 2024 Horoscopes
Libra: Big changes in your professional life! Who knows if they’re good!
September 2024 Horoscopes
Aries: School’s back! I give it a week before you start skipping classes again. Taurus: The stars say you’re not…
March 2024: Horoscopes
Aries: Icarus was a loser. Fly closer to the sun. Taurus: You’re your own person, as long as you ignore…
AMP Horoscope
Aries: You are going to do something that will make you feel so guilty after this month. Double down. Own…
December Horoscopes
Aries: Give in to the voices. Taurus: You’ve got it figured out this month. You don’t need anyone else’s opinion.…
September 2023 Horoscopes
Aries: Just try really hard not to fall down the stairs this month. Taurus: Go ahead. Eat that sandwich off…
May 2023 Horoscopes
Aries: Exact cold, brutal revenge on your worst enemies this month. As a treat! Taurus: Sometimes it’s okay to ritualistically…
April 2023 Horoscopes
Aries: The stars have gifted you with newfound financial expertise! Invest everything in crypto. Taurus: Someone you now’s got it…
March 2023 Horoscopes
Aries: Report that professor. Through Title IX. For realsies. Taurus: You should listen to people. That idea everyone says sucks?…
February 2023 Horoscopes
Aries: Do you even have time to be looking for love right now? Before you buy someone dinner, consider buying…
Horoscopes: December 2022
Aries: The end of the year is a good time to step back and seriously evaluate your life. What do…