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Tag: satire
Dismantling the Sharia Shack
The shadow of Islamismism looms over DFW. Fortunately, our favorite Republican governor has a plan to save the western world!
Saving the REAL USA
AMP won’t even write a good description for this piece. So much for the tolerant left!
Amid Flurry of Anti-Trans Legislation, Cis People Suffer the Most
America has ignored and systemically marginalized its ally communities for centuries. This previously untold story flips the script.
Thus Spoke Fitch
Those who walk the grounds of UTD know that a horrible spirit has settled within the campus, evident to all…
A Maverick’s Lament
UTD PD is currently investigating what appears to be the disappearance of a UTD student. The student, whose name will…
Blood Drive
I’ve been pro-life my entire life. Staunchly. I firmly believe that the life of a person outweighs a person’s right…
AITA for Screwing Over my Friend’s Housing and Ending our Friendship?
u/GladosFckr69 • 13 days ago AITA for Screwing Over my Friend’s Housing and Ending our Friendship? So I (18M), my…
The Dark Depths Of University Village
As a supernatural poltergeist that haunts the halls of Hoblitzelle… well, Hall, I’ve been taking an interest in what kids…
Survivor’s Guide to the Stage
Alright, KPoppers, trauma warning ahead. I apologize in advance for reminding you about the hellscape that is survival shows. If…
Facebook 1933
Post 1: Now that Hitler’s the Führer, can we finally talk about Horrible Hindenburg without the woke mob coming after…
Make UTD Build Again
I believe it was the great man Austin Texas, founder of Texas, that once famously stated, “Build houses? Naaaaw.” Unfortunately,…