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Ratford Reports: Campus Birds!
Ratford

Ratford Reports: Campus Birds!

Nathaniel CookMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

Reject modernity and embrace tradition as Ratford tells you about the REAL wild wings on campus.

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Thus Spoke Fitch
Satire

Thus Spoke Fitch

Gregorio (Greg) OlivaresApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Those who walk the grounds of UTD know that a horrible spirit has settled within the campus, evident to all…

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UTD Wants You To Starve
Opinion

UTD Wants You To Starve

Ellie MaguireMarch 20, 2025April 28, 2025

Are you hungry, Comets? Is there a rumbling in your tumbly that can only be satisfied by a nourishing meal?…

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Make UTD Build Again
Satire

Make UTD Build Again

Tyler CrivellaMarch 18, 2025April 28, 2025

I believe it was the great man Austin Texas, founder of Texas, that once famously stated, “Build houses? Naaaaw.” Unfortunately,…

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How To Criminal – UTD Edition
Satire

How To Criminal – UTD Edition

Vyshnav VijishMarch 17, 2025April 28, 2025

If you’re reading this, it’s clear what you’re looking for. You want to cause some inconveniences, one might even say…

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Ratford Repairs
Ratford

Ratford Repairs

Vyshnav VijishMarch 14, 2025April 28, 2025

Hello all you ratfans! Many of you fellows think I’m some type of old kooky rat that doesn’t know anything…

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March 2025 Ed Desk: Breaking News: AMP Mid, UTD Midder
Ed Desk

March 2025 Ed Desk: Breaking News: AMP Mid, UTD Midder

AMP StaffMarch 10, 2025April 28, 2025

Horror of horrors, Comets! Your most beloved bunch of bad fucking bitches, AMP Magazine, has been asked to — gasp!…

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Intro to Computer Science
culture, Print, Print Issues, Satire

Intro to Computer Science

Vyshnav VijishFebruary 10, 2025April 29, 2025

Chillguy745: Hey everyone! Just curious what y’all are gonna be up to on valentine’s day.  Normalperson68: Oh my bf and…

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Ratford Relates
culture, Featured, Features, Print, Print Issues, Ratford, Satire

Ratford Relates

Muaaz AbedFebruary 10, 2025April 28, 2025

Hi folks! A lot of people wonder how I stay peppy after each of my breakups from my myriad marriages.…

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December 2024 Ed Desk
Ed Desk, Featured, Features, Print, Print Issues

December 2024 Ed Desk

AMP StaffJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

Happy Holidays, Comets!

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A Visit From Temoc
Cover Stories, culture, Print, Print Issues, Satire

A Visit From Temoc

Rainier PedersonJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

‘Twas the night before finals, and all through UTD… Not a student was prepared, least of all me.

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UTD Transportation: RANKED
culture, Print, Print Issues, Satire

UTD Transportation: RANKED

Vyshnav VijishJanuary 21, 2025January 21, 2025

From bikes to horses to Tobors(?), this transportation tier list is a guide for any UTD student’s survival! 

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