Ratford Reports: Campus Birds!
Reject modernity and embrace tradition as Ratford tells you about the REAL wild wings on campus.
The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
Reject modernity and embrace tradition as Ratford tells you about the REAL wild wings on campus.
Those who walk the grounds of UTD know that a horrible spirit has settled within the campus, evident to all…
Are you hungry, Comets? Is there a rumbling in your tumbly that can only be satisfied by a nourishing meal?…
I believe it was the great man Austin Texas, founder of Texas, that once famously stated, “Build houses? Naaaaw.” Unfortunately,…
If you’re reading this, it’s clear what you’re looking for. You want to cause some inconveniences, one might even say…
Hello all you ratfans! Many of you fellows think I’m some type of old kooky rat that doesn’t know anything…
Horror of horrors, Comets! Your most beloved bunch of bad fucking bitches, AMP Magazine, has been asked to — gasp!…
Chillguy745: Hey everyone! Just curious what y’all are gonna be up to on valentine’s day. Normalperson68: Oh my bf and…
Hi folks! A lot of people wonder how I stay peppy after each of my breakups from my myriad marriages.…
‘Twas the night before finals, and all through UTD… Not a student was prepared, least of all me.
From bikes to horses to Tobors(?), this transportation tier list is a guide for any UTD student’s survival!