Literature Majors: an answer for what you’ll do with that degree
Visual & Performing Arts Majors: a driver’s license
ATEC Majors: a Ram Anime Body Pillow
Any BBS Major: actual therapy so you don’t have to go to class for it
Economic Majors: a new pair of suspenders and glasses
Political Science Majors: a winning argument against your dad
Sociology Majors: a used copy of Civilization 5
Biomedical Engineering Majors: freedom from helicopter parent expectations
Healthcare Studies Majors: Decision Making Skills
Education Majors: fair wages
Accounting Majors: a personality
STEM Majors (Specifically Math Majors): a friend
Biology Majors: a day off
Computer Science Majors: a new hoodie to wear to death. Again.
Physics Majors: courage to ask for recommendation letters
Business Analytic Majors: a reality check
If your major isn’t on this list, then Temoc will bestow you with an ace on your final exams this semester!
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