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The Official Student Opinion and Satire Magazine of UTD
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Ratford Recycles
Hello, Concerned Comets! This month, I’m on a mission to make the world a better place. Many of you, like me, are concerned about the Earth and want to relieve the burden that is 2.12 billion tons of waste simply rotting in our landfills, so I’m taking your suggestions on being green and staying cool. […]
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April 2024 Horoscope
Aries: You’re going to kill or be killed this month. It will be bloody and gruesome, and will likely change the trajectory of your life completely. Then you’re going to finish your taxes, if you haven’t already. Taurus: Aries might mistake you for their fated rival this month. Cowardice is your best trait, I think. […]
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Food for Thought: April 2024
Have a sweet tooth? Then check out some of these sweet places around Dallas!
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DJ Showcase: Mercury Morning News
What is Mercury Morning news? Read and find out!
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Ratford
Ratford Reviews
This month, Comets sent me their favorite movies to review! I watched each and every one, except for the movies that seemed boring. I have a very refined palette, after all. Priscilla Stop calling Elvis a rat. We don’t claim him. Wonka My niece said Timothée Chalamet “Timothée Chala-slayed”. Personally, I just know there’s a […]
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March 2024: Horoscopes
Aries: Icarus was a loser. Fly closer to the sun. Taurus: You’re your own person, as long as you ignore the oppressive, inescapable yoke of late-stage capitalism. Gemini: Your dealer will come in surprisingly handy this month. (AMP does not encourage the use of controlled substances.) Cancer: The stars think you should reinvent yourself. Try […]
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March 2024: Food for Thought
This month I explored two local Chinese restaurants that were absolutely delicious. Both are perfect spots to bring groups of friends to share dishes with. Be sure to also check out the video reviews of these spots, coming soon on Moon Meals by UTDTV! The first stop I visited was Steam Dumpling, conveniently located 15 […]
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AMP Horoscope
Aries: You are going to do something that will make you feel so guilty after this month. Double down. Own it. Revel in it. Taurus: Don’t cry over spilled milk. Unless you’re thinking about how it’s always shifting. Always on an unavoidable path of curdling sourness. Destined to be thrown away. Rejected. Gemini: The stars […]
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Food For Thought
As much as I love the idea of winter — wearing cute fluffy clothes, drinking hot chocolate, and making pitiful snowmen with the half inch of snow we get in Texas — I unfortunately cannot stand the cold. Since we’ve been getting below freezing temperatures lately, I wanted to find some hot Venezuelan food to […]
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Ratford
Rizzing Up Ratford
I got a bunch of letters in the mail this month. Like, paper. In an envelope. Who even does that anymore? But boy, I can’t wait to find out what they’re about! Ratford, this isn’t a question, but I’ve wanted to tell you something for a long time now, and I hope you’ll take the […]
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DJ Showcase: Into the Zahraverse
Welcome to “electronica <3,” where music is waves of neon hues, strobes of bright pink, and flashy purple – the brainchild of senior Neuroscience major Zahra Ismail. As she herself would describe it, her show is a “celebration of many genres… because that’s how I feel when I listen to electronic music. That’s a part […]
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December Horoscopes
Aries: Give in to the voices. Taurus: You’ve got it figured out this month. You don’t need anyone else’s opinion. In fact, what are you even here for? Bask in your infinite wisdom, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. Gemini: If you find yourself in need of a spare towel in a foreign place, […]