Ratford Reports: Campus Birds!
Reject modernity and embrace tradition as Ratford tells you about the REAL wild wings on campus.
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Ratford Rivals
My dear comet children, Happy April! I’m sure you’re all busy with studying and whatnot, but I’ve heard that some…
Ratford Repairs
Hello all you ratfans! Many of you fellows think I’m some type of old kooky rat that doesn’t know anything…
Ratford Relates
Hi folks! A lot of people wonder how I stay peppy after each of my breakups from my myriad marriages.…
Ratford Rewatches
Hi everyone! I’m so glad to celebrate another holiday season as a student at UTD! This year, I have a…
Ratford Reviles
This month, we asked Comets to tell us their favorite parts of the UTD experience, so that Ratford could demean…
The Man, The Rat, The Legend
The following journal entries have been recovered from Berkner Maintenance Tunnel 1B. Reader discretion is advised. Under NO circumstances enter Maintenance Tunnel 1B without explicit permission from the Provost.
Ratford Rejoices!
Apparently the youths of today need a rundown on how and when to get celebratory, so they decided to ask a middle-aged, divorced rat.
Ratford Regrets
Ah, youth. The essence of life. They say that with age comes wisdom, but all I got from it were…
Ratford Reviews
This month, Comets sent me their favorite movies to review! I watched each and every one, except for the movies…
Rizzing Up Ratford
I got a bunch of letters in the mail this month. Like, paper. In an envelope. Who even does that…